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About SlowTouringGuy

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    Beware of W.O.F.A.M.
  • Birthday February 19

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  • Location
    Housey's Rapids
  • Main Riding Area
    District 7
  • Sled
    2014 Couch
  • Interests
    Attitude Adjustment Hour
  • Gender
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  • Website URL
    http://www.muttonbone.com

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  1. New sign

    B Trail is a wonderful ride !
  2. haggis - good news, bad news

    Sheep genitals have been enjoyed by many and for many years out this way. The Federal Government has lots of related experience. Hypocrisy !
  3. New restaurant/brewery looking to attract sledders

    Thanks for the mapping Blake. Martin, you and/or the others at Clear Lake would do well to petition the club to reopen the trail. And be willing to assist $$ with the reopening. Should be the proverbial win/win.
  4. Snowmobile Show

    Looks pretty good for a 50 year old edition.
  5. Advantage Motel - Kapuskasing

    Beauty Response !
  6. Snowcrest Golf Tournament Friday June 16, 2017

    Already registered. The club can save time and money by etching my name on the trophy now.
  7. Happy Easter

    And another oldie
  8. Happy Easter

    Another favourite
  9. Who's Snowchecking?....

    Done.
  10. Happy Easter

  11. $20,000. Snowmobiles and the Canary In the Coal Mine

    You say this like it's a bad thing........???
  12. Happy Easter

  13. Who's Snowchecking?....

    I'm ordering this month. BRP. Debating amongst myselves which model.
  14. The gender argument and my urine soaked clothes pale in comparison to an incident I witnessed when sledding was in its infancy. We wore no helmet, they were not legislated then, and we all wore a one-piece suit with a hood. Joe (we'll call him that for now) was caught short in a forested area on what has now become SCTrail 3. He stopped close to a horizontal log, collected some pine needles for 'clean-up' and settled over the log to relieve himself. We occupied our time changing spark plugs, drive belts and bogie wheels because we had already gone 20 miles in the last 2 hours. Relieved of his lower intestinal pressures, Joe employed his pine needles, lifted all his garments and, smiling, zipped up the one-piece. He pulled the old rip cord several times and his machine coughed to life, surrounding him in a blue cloud of smoke and, almost, drowning out the yelp we heard as Joe prepared himself for the ride by flipping the hood up over his head. Thereinafter, Joe has always been referred to as Sh*tHead. Always check the back side of the log for your hood lest it become the resting place for your log. it was a long ride home for Joe and we all rode upwind.
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