PISTON LAKE CRUISER Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks at him and says, "What in the name o' Lard Jasus are you gonna do wit dat, bye? We lives on a farm. There's nary a bit o' water within 75 miles o' 'ere." He says, "Don't care. I won 'er and I'm gonna keep 'er."... Several days later the Newfie's brother comes over to visit. He looks out in the field behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a fishing boat in the middle of the field with a fishing rod in his hand. He stands at the edge of the field and yells out to him, "What the frig are you doin'?" His brother calls back, "I'm fishin'. What the frig does it look like I'ma doin'?" His brother yells back, "Lard tunderin' my son, it's people like you that gives Newfie's a bad name, making everyone think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick you in the friggin arse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbill Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 calling Lucky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sledjunk Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techdenis007 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 lmao !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white dragon Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Good one!x 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02Sled Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 good way to start the day... thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobills Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Oh man thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volunteer2 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 good way to start the day... thanks x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nunz Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 x3, Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dweese Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 If a woman cooks a man a fish she feeds him for the day. If she teaches him to fish, she has the whole weekend to herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToSlow Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 calling Lucky 2 hey i'm from Nova Scotia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viperules700 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 hey i'm from Nova Scotia Cause you could swim back home from the hospital. Now I get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat_w Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Two newfies are out on the lake ice fishing when a sledder rides by. Joe turns to his friend and says "That's what we should be doing bye. Trolling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dweese Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Sad new to report out of Newfoundland this morning... Local man was killed ice fishing when he was run over by the zamboni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbill Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 hey i'm from Nova Scotia I know but you take the bait every time sorry me bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catinental couch Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Not nice to tease like that Bill.lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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