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A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks at him and says, "What in the name o' Lard Jasus are you gonna do wit dat, bye? We lives on a farm. There's nary a bit o' water within 75 miles o' 'ere."

He says, "Don't care. I won 'er and I'm gonna keep 'er."...

Several days later the Newfie's brother comes over to visit. He looks out in the field behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a fishing boat in the middle of the field with a fishing rod in his hand.

He stands at the edge of the field and yells out to him, "What the frig are you doin'?"

His brother calls back, "I'm fishin'. What the frig does it look like I'ma doin'?"

His brother yells back, "Lard tunderin' my son, it's people like you that gives Newfie's a bad name, making everyone think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick you in the friggin arse."

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Good one!

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lmao !!!

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Good one!

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good way to start the day... thanks

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x3, Thank you

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If a woman cooks a man a fish she feeds him for the day.

If she teaches him to fish, she has the whole weekend to herself.

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hey i'm from Nova Scotia

Cause you could swim back home from the hospital. Now I get it!

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Two newfies are out on the lake ice fishing when a sledder rides by.

 

Joe turns to his friend and says "That's what we should be doing bye. Trolling"

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Sad new to report out of Newfoundland this morning... Local man was killed ice fishing when he was run over by the zamboni.

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