I get that - just being sarcastic.  I think we have all rode with that one guy still sporting the leathers that were stained and stunk of gas and oil.  saddle bag trips have a slightly different expectation now compared to 15+ years ago.

Yep that’s where I’m at.   i have no issues with a little grease on the suit.  This is a touch different.  After a day of riding your luggage would catch fire from the fumes it’s absorbed over the day.  Defeats the purpose of packing a bag as you can’t use your spare clothes.

But ruin the planet....lol   I think I would first see what warranty they have on these sorts of things, then likely try one easier fix, an epoxy of sorts that is designed for gas like JB, if it works, bonus, if not, move on and buy a new one.

Nope, and if we could get back to those days, we'd also be able to increase ridership and save our trails!   Now, stay on topic!   Let us know what you do and how it works.  

What happened to the days of some split gas or oil on our gear, smelling like a dirty garage and a 2-stroke that burned way more oil than they do today.....was that so bad....