SlowTouringGuy Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.' I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.' To post this, are you surprised I had DeGaulle? With all the other stuff I've posted, I figured I had nothing Toulouse . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbill Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 was this really you or were you ...............................................framed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowTouringGuy Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 No, but I was .......... well oiled............ when I posted ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedtoSkidoo Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm past groaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidooer Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I think you two were both painted by the same brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Hey WildBill !! GET READY TO GROAN ! ____ And it's not even your anniversary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbill Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Hey WildBill !! GET READY TO GROAN !____ And it's not even your anniversary and i am not even in hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maple Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.' Mr. and Mrs Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just...... Are you ready for this? Are you sure? * * OK! Here it is! * * * * A COMMONTATER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teener Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 *A COMMONTATER MEGA-GROAN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Wildbill must have created that! :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildbill Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 naw just one of my online .....................................................spuddys (buddys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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